when no one in class is ready for the test



So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"


look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

(Source: gardenheights)

In a wood-paneled hallway
In a closet crammed with books and paper folders stacked
(your reports from graduate school probably)
I see you
In the smell of fried salami
And the wisdom of doe-eyed mammals in Bambi on VHS
That’s where I find you still
Amid the clutter
Small quarters
So much warmth
Like the oatmeal you made for Dad on weekend mornings
Thick and filling.

That was your love.